I HATE SOY I HATE LENTILS I HATE CHIKPEAS I HATE HOW THEY ARE TREATED LIKE THEYRE EPIC WHEN THEYRE NOT!!! its so annoying how they're treated as a dietary supplemant or additive when SURPRISE FUCKERS THAT SHIT WILL KILL PEOPLE!!! oh i should be more careful an read the labels?? sorry i didnt expect my pimple patches to contain LENTIL SEED OIL!!! yes it's on me i should have checked my fucking bandaids for potential allergens, thank u corporations. i looove signing waivers at restaurants because i asked a question about the food!!! why do peanuts have to be soooo fucking aromatic??? why can't they keep it in their pants like tree nuts?? peanut butter is actually evil, that shit is potent as fuck. peanuts dont even taste good they taste like your tongue is burning and your throat is closing up and you're dying i dont get the appeal. most of all i love how the doctors told me i couldnt be vegetarian any more because i'd die without protein from legumes, so the first time i had meat in 10 years with my husband it was tuna sandwiches and that shit had SOY IN IT ANYWAY. Totinos pizza rolls pepperoni option? SOY PROTEIN ADDITIVE. Chicken noodle soup? SOY PROTEIN ADDITIVE. it doesnt even make a fucking difference!!! and some tuna brands have soy, some dont!! so when ur eating out you just dont know and you cant get any of it!!! i love eating JUST french fries and bread for the rest of my life--oh wait what's that?? the french fries were fried in peanut oil? ok epic i guess i'll just die.
it is a LITTLE epic to sometimes get to be a silly little princess with a curse. once a bartender gave me a free sample of a peanut beer without saying what the beer was, and i didnt think to ask because what the fuck who puts peanuts in beer. i felt the telltale tingle on my tongue, and my throat grew stiff and raw. but my knight in shining armor was there, with an epi pen in his pocket!! :'DDD i can say my spouse literally saved my life which is kinda crazy and fun. and he's fucking epic because he hates peanuts too.