WHO IS STATIC?

Static is a cryptid we have begun to see around the hills of the San Fernando Valley in California.

We don't know who they are or what they want, but THEY ARE REAL and THEY ARE OUT THERE.

We will continue to report any encounters and the effects on anyone involved.

WHO ARE WE?

We are the Static Sighting Society, a dedicated team of cryptozoological professionals, dedicated to seeking out and finding THE TRUTH.

STATIC IS OUT THERE.

If you see Static, let us know at boredomarchive@pm.me.